I remember when i was Little kid every commercial on TV was soooo cool even if the commercial was for a stupid board game that made no sense,

it made you feel like if you purchased said board game you could have adventures. There was this one i remember where you had to go up a mountain and get the jewel at the top...But that's not all there were snakes,spiders and some huge fucking monster that wanted to stop you and lava too(lavas a bitch man). I asked begged and pleaded for this game..but we were poor so my pleadings went unanswered till my birthday or Xmas(which are 16days apart thanks allot mom)I don't remember which. So i unbox this thing and it's a hunk of molded plastic, 2 molded plastic explorers the monsters a god damned spinning top. imagine my surprise that i didn't magically become an explorer on an adventure..no fedora..no whip. But its still fun to play the game right? nope, not fun at all and since I'm an only child,and not to mention a weird little kid on top of that( I used to hide under tables allot) I had no one to play it with besides my mom who straight up told me the game fucking sucked and she didn't want to play it(thanks Mom!). So no adventure no fun and for the damn same price i prob could have gotten a cobra rattler(that thing came with wild weasel man). I'm sure i still have this game sitting somewhere unused unwanted i wish i could remember the name.

That's whats wrong with life today no adventure,I think if there was more adventure people would actually want to do things. I used to love walking places because you never knew what would happen on your way there. the trip was normally better then the actual place you were going. There was many a penny or fight found on the trip. But now if i tell people I'm gonna walk somewhere they look at me like I'm a nut ball.."Is something wrong with your car?" No. "then why are you walking" and my answer "I walk for adventure". But seriously when i became about 21 it became in appropriate for me to walk anywhere any more. Unless I'm intoxicated because walking while intoxicated is a good decision right?(Funny side story here. When i was about 16 i got busted drinking on mothers day by my step father, my mother was outta town at the time and he was watching over me. when my mother got back to town she was extremely angry with me but the thing that sticks out in my head is that as she's screaming at me she says "and how could you walk that far drunk..what if you had fallen and passed out on the sidewalk, Huh what then smart ass. I'll tell you what, people would have come with Baseball bats and beat you to death or worse raped you. do you wanna get beat with baseball bats and raped, huh do ya, i didn't think so!..I swear i was the only 16 year old BOY whose mother was fearful of him getting drunk and being raped.)

Well that's it

Till next time

HoG